Ding dong dell

Ding dong dell,
Pussy’s in the well!
She wasn’t doing well,
then she had a fainting spell,
whence she fell into the well.

Quick, ring the bell!
Pussy sure ain’t doing well.
Her health has gone to hell
and she’s barely now a shell–
Plus, she fell into the well.

Ding dong dell,
come ye hither,
to the well!